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[Verse 1]
A D A
I woke up this morning, then I went back to bed
D A
Said I woke up this morning, then I went right back to bed
F E
Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear
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And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head..........you know what I'm sayin'
[Verse 2]
A D A
Well I ain't got not money, I'm just walkin' down the road
D A
Said I ain't got no money honey, so I'm just walking down this lonely old road
F E A C# D D# E
Well I wish I could get me some money, but I forgot my automated teller code...........
[Verse 3]
A D A
I was born in a papersack in the bottom of a sewer, I had to eat dirtclods for breakfast my family was so poor
D A
My daddy was a waitress, my mom sold bathroom tiles, my bros and sisters all hated me cuz I was an only child
D F A
I got the blues so bad, wooooo, kinda wish I was dead.....
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Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama, or maybe I'll, yeah maybe I'll just go bowling instead.....
[Bridge]
D A
I'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime
D A
Nothing but a lowdown beer bellied, boneheaded, pigeontoed, turkey necked, weaselfaced worthless hunk of slime
F E
Guess I pretty low self image, maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something,
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I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the time....
[Guitar solo]
A D A D
.................Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk
D A F E A C# D D# E
.................Ok, now make it shut up.............
[Outro]
A D A
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down, I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around
D
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain
A
I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain
D F A F E
I got the blues so bad.....kinda wish I was dead, maybe I'll blow my brains out mama,
E
Or maybe I'll go bowling.....
E
Or I just might go bowling......
E
Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling.....
A C# D D# E A
Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament, put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling...instead!
