E E E D E E E D
[Verse 1]
E G
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight.
A C E
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite.
E G
You better put all your eggs in one basket, you better count your chickens before they hatch,
A C E
You better sell some wine before its time, you better find yourself an itch to scratch.
B D E
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around.
B D
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.
[Interlude 1]
E E A A
B B N.C.
[Verse 2]
E G
Talk with your mouth full, bite the hand that feeds you,
A C E
Bite off more than you chew, what can you do? Dare to be stupid.
E G
Take some wooden nickles, look for Mr. Goodbar,
A C E
Get your mojo working now, i'll show you how you can dare to be stupid.
D E G E
You can turn the other cheek, you can just give up the ship,
D E D B
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.
[Chorus 1]
A E
Dare to be stupid.
B A E
Come on and dare to be stupid.
B A E
It's so easy to do. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
We're all waiting for you. Let's go!
[Interlude 2]
E E E D E E E D
[Verse 3]
E G
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill, so can I have a volunteer?
A C E
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk, now it's time for crying in your beer.
E G
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA, buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet,
A C E
And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away, it's OK, you can dare to be stupid.
D E G E
It's like spitting on a fish, It's like barking up a tree,
D E D B
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
[Chorus 1]
A E
Dare to be stupid.
B A E
Why don't you dare to be stupid.
B A E
It's so easy to do. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
We're all waiting for you.
[Bridge]
B D E
Burn your candle at both ends, look a gift horse in the mouth.
B D
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.
[Interlude 3]
E E A A
B B N.C.
[Verse 3]
E G
You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver,
A C E
The future's up to you, so what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid. Dare to be stupid.
[Chorus]
B A E
What did I say? (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
It's alright. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
We can be stupid all night. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
Come on, join the crowd. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
Shout it out loud. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
I can't hear you. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
OK, I can hear you now. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
Let's go, Dare to be stupid. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
Dare to be stupid. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E
Dare to be stupid. (Dare to be stupid.)
B A E N.C.
Dare to be stupid. (Dare to be stupid.)
