Rice, Rice Baby

rice, rice baby 
rice, rice baby 

alright stop, grab a table and a menu 
ice is back in his oriental venu 
hungry, for a little chop sui 
i want chinese , not hong kong fui 
you know what you want 
yo, cant decide 
colum a, colum b 
i like fried 
barbeque spare ribs 
my fingers im licken' 
waiten' for the course 
kung pow chicken 
spicey 
i mean hot like a stir fry 
if you cant take it 
order moo goo guy 
pan 
means chicken and mushroom 
and while your on the soup 
the food is here to soon 
no substitute and betcha get hot tea 
but you get 
they say vegetable 
but that means snow pea 
if i get dessert 
yo i deserve it 
check out the chow while the waiter serves it 
rice, rice baby 
rice rice baby 
your eating sweat and sour 
but you will be hungry in less then an hour 
use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter 
fingers were made for a poo poo platter 
egg rolling 
with foo young 
my dinner is cooking like connie chung 
noodles on standby 
chow mein nearby 
eggdrop 
no im a wonton soup guy 
soy sauce 
hot mustard smokin 
my plate is clean 
and my fortune cookie broken 
bustin a bite of mongolian beef 
get a mint toothpick for my 
teethtakeout leftover low mein 
if i eat any more i'll have a wait gain 
if i get dessert yo i desserve 
check out the chow while the waiter serves it 
rice,rice baby 
rice, rice baby 
yo man lets get out of here 
tip tip the waitress 
rice rice baby to go 
rice rice baby to go