(To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua) Ken: Hey Barbie Barbie: Hey ken! Ken: Wanna go for a ride! Barbie: Sure Ken. Ken: Well forget it! Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it, Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair, I'm a relation to Frankenstiens creation Im a bland, homely girl, All alone in the world, Im as black as a fart, Thin and lanky Ken: You're a dog, get a troll, were you hit by a train? Wont go near you 'cause your breath is skanky You can't touch, Im afraid, cause guys say Im an eyesore Ooooh Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should really bag it, Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair, a relaltion to Frankenstiens creation Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me Boo-hoo-hoo, yeah Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me Ooh, ooh Barbie: Oh, lets go out and have some fun! Ken: Im sorry, you're just too damn ugly. Barbie: Oh, screw you, Ken!!