In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one and only Dr. Demento Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too Remember all they did and didn't do Through it all, one consistency Spending once a week with Dr. D So wind your radios way up tight Raise your glasses high tonight Like wine, his spirit has fermented So here's to him, the one who stays demented Changes come, seasons pass Like Alice through the looking glass He shares a world of madness that we cheer For fifteen roly poly years. So wind your radios way up tight Raise your glasses high tonight Like wine, his spirit has fermented So here's to him, the one who stays demented Don't forget to stay demented Everybody sing He has a very friendly, fuzzy face And nobody could ever take his place His fans around the globe will never dwindle 'Cause he fits so many records on his spindle Stacks of laughing wax from floor to ceiling Well, it gives him such a warm internal feeling Whether you're Italian or Egyptian He's bound to fill your musical prescription Wind your radios way up tight Raise your glasses high tonight Like wine, his spirit has fermented So here's to him, the one who stays demented Wind your radios way up tight Raise your glasses high tonight Like wine, his spirit has fermented So here's to him, the one who stays demented In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry trees First was heard a man that we all know The one and only Dr. Demento Yeah