I want to be a Cowboy I got to be a Cowboy I'm born to be a Cowboy I want to be a Cowboy A Cowboy! Uh-huh Tonight we're taking me fast car Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar I'm gonna wait till the club is full and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true Cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes and stomp around like a bunch of goons Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late We're all OD'd on the Olden West seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best I can ride that phony bull so damn good Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late Find out who all fights the best We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest Those damn punks are crazy (though) and meaner than a bull at a rodeo Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late You call me an Urban clone of course A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse With a broken nose and a fucked up knee Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late Yee Haw Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late ( I couldn't make it as a Punker )