ANDYCAT: When young DIZZY: Einstein ANDYCAT: Was a kid DIZZY: With a bid ANDYCAT: He had some 1200's inside his crib DIZZY: And an MPC, under his sheets ANDYCAT: To make beats, accomplishing incredible feats DIZZY: While other kids played games like Chinese checkers ANDYCAT: Rod pounded the pavement to find these records he used DIZZY: He makes hits with the flick of a wrist ANDYCAT: Einstein's taking off DIZZY: Let me put it like this There's not a Benadryl pill that could stop the itch Or a scratch when my DJ gets up in the mix He grips the cross fader with his nimble fingertips And flips it back and forth, no transform switch ANDYCAT: And the needle never skips? DIZZY: Well it did one time, When a fan got hype and bumped the tables from behind EINSTEIN: So please give me some room when I'm going for mine DIZZY: Einstein's taking off ANDYCAT: Take off Einstein (HOOK: Young Einstein on the turntables) When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!..... When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!.... Young Einstein....don't try to play me..... I like to make funky beats and record 'em.... The scratch....th-th-the scratch... We'll be on top....so long!... Young Einstein....don't try to play me..... I like to make funky beats and record 'em.... The scratch....th-th-the scratch... I got two great partners standing by me.... ANDYCAT: Take the freeway from Canada to TJ And I know that you won't find another DJ DIZZY: Slash ANDYCAT: Super record digger DIZZY: Slash ANDYCAT: Drum major DIZZY: Slash ANDYCAT: Producer DIZZY: Slash ANDYCAT: Ugly Duckling making a splash He lifts loops from the original LP's Would never think of sampling a beat break CD And when we come to do your show, turn off the DAT's Save 'em for those other acts, Einstein's got the wax For the turntables, he'll reverse it, scratch, Cut it in half......and reattach it And keep it spinning from the beginning to the duration when (Young Einstein) is in (deep concentration) Yo Diz! DIZZY: Wassup? ANDYCAT: We almost didn't tell 'em How Rod explores record stores like he was Magellan DIZZY: Searching for the beats only he can find ANDYCAT: Einstein's taking off DIZZY: Take off Einstein