I'm in a world and nothing's real I caught a life on a spinning wheel These tinted glasses will amaze I see the world through my lovely haze Well I may forget my earthly roots I wear the cloak of whatever suits So here's one for you, the rest for me I'm like a tick, a musical flea Lord of the manor Hey I'm laird of the vale Boss of the mill Well I'm king of the hill He has a wife yo sing tong Cantonese can't do no wrong Yet my garden sings in harmony Don't know how to spell misery Lord of the manor Yes I'm laird of the vale Boss of the mill Call me king of the hill Lord of the manor Laird of the vale Boss of the mill Well I am king of the hill A prince among men A purveyor of zen One shallow pool Call me mr. Wonderful King of the hill