What is rock? Rock is the area between the balls and the anus of a dog or of a man What is rock? Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit in the back of a rapist van What is rock? denim clad satanists making love in the sewers of Burmingham during Maggie Thatchers prime What is Rock? Rock is meeting the grim reaper in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine We keep on trucking, why oh why? Spreading like cancer my oh my What is rock? Backwards messages to boys and girls, to bring machines guns to the schools What is rock? No im not talking about a canadian producer and 5th Metallica Bob Rock you fool What is rock? Oh ACDC, Cleveland, Ohio, Well basically its harder and heaver and slightly more blues based than pop. What is rock? Historians keep nagging about Funhouse but me? i think Kill City's where its at. After decades of indie and house 6 cats from oslo killed the mouse We saved rock'n roll, all on our own, and forced the toll on rock and roll! We saved rock'n roll, with our bare hands, we saved that god damned rock'n roll.. So skull! But it aint for free, we gotta group that are our employees, they need to be catered, got their own nice bus they got worthy lives thanks to us And this wait at the airport to pick up my bags feelin' so tired, i could lay down and die runes walkin on stage and plays the wrong chord roadies laughin so hard they're wiping their eyes many of them skilled musicians, multiracial and tatooed but we're the main attraction goddammit those guys ain't got a clue After the show sometime on friday nights, together in the talkback lounge pat each others shoulders try to groove on a feeling, digging the old school sounds We ride and ride into the night and the temperatures getting hot but somehow the chemistry's aint that right coz we're doin' blow, and they smoke pot! We saved rock'n roll, all on our own, and forced the toll on rock'n roll We saved rock'n roll, with our bare hands, we saved that goddamned rock'n roll Where do we go from here, what can we do? we can go left, we can go right? or you can go down on me what are we doin here? whats important in life? my generation? my wife? wow what is rock? I don't care! Wheres the cash, Wheres the cash? The money The money the moneymoneymoney The money the money the moneymoneymoney x 14