Dear Diary How are you today? I mean, I'm fine, I guess I don't want to go to school today I hate those butt-head cool girls I wish they would die Metaphorically, of course Fru Fru thinks she's so cool because she's got big boobs I want big boobs I know I don't look like these other girls since I grow hair in weird places Whatever But I deserve love I wish they would stop bullying me Really, I don't like swirlies But one time, they gave me a wedgie and it kinda felt good I'm so sick of their stuff What am I gonna do? I know I'm gonna take revenge