[Charlie] This could be the day I can show heaven there's a better way Just you wait I could choke, but I won't Hear that ascending tone Opportunity's right at the phone [Vaggie, spoken] Charlie, we talked about this [Angel dust, spoken] Too late, she started a musical number! [Vaggie, spoken] Can you stop her? [Angel dust, spoken] Nah, I don't feel like it [Vaggie, spoken] Oh, no [Charlie and demons] Look up and look down (no thanks!) Isn't it amazing how much joy can be found? (I'm miserable!) Look at the scenery (this place smells like shit!) Oh, excuse me? (I smoke too many cigs, I can't frickin' quit!) [Vaggie] Get over it! [Charlie] Just let me tell you about a place I'm sure you'll find inviting and wholesome Better to be with your pals than out on your lonesome Can you find a better place than happy laughs and smiling faces? All over the room, you can see them Ah, ah, my eye, in my eye Fuck Fuck So let's get to it! This could be the day I can show them a soul can change their ways Just believe me, there's no time to dwell wave the old days farewell I can show them the bright side of hell Am I loosing my mind, or can you all hear that music? More at eleven [Charlie] Inside of every demon is a shining little beacon of hope, a-woah Deep down in every sinner is a kickin' little winner, I know! Though the cannibals are munching, the sadists cause destruction I know we can build something out of this, so don't Give yourself up, just pick yourself up And you'll get right on through it, just follow my lead [Demon, spoken] And take a look at my body folds! (Oh I get it, yeah, so when she's singing she gets music, right, but when I start singing the moment) [Charlie] Let this be the day (come on!) That we all see a soul can change their ways I believe in this cause that we sell at my brand-new hotel I can show them the bright side, the good and the ride side They'll all see the light here, in hell