I know I'm going to hell because I birthed the worst rapper that exist So if I'm going to hell I can say this (this) Overtired still a better rapper than that prick (prick) Drunk driving still a better driver than my bitch (my bitch) [?] Still better fuck her than her exes were Never visit, still a better child than my sister I guess she's more lovin' and I guess she's more grown (grown) But I pay for my rehab on my own (right) I need some new gay friends, I'm lost without All of my straight friends are much gayer than my friends out the closet now (uh-huh) And that's all me and my gay friends talk about Nothing's gayer than bragging to your homies about your body count (uh-huh) Nothing's gayer than bragging 'bout your roster count Like that's something you deserve round of applause about (uh-huh) Nothing's gayer than shit talking your gay friend when he's not around Like it's contagious to like cock in your mouth Men lie, women lie, both lie, your mouth Women tell lies 'bout the lies that they thought about Men get caught in lies from the lies they forgot about That's why I got a list Let me jot 'em down Rapper was playing me music above of my head and I tell him he tight (tight) He said he really feel like it's his year to blow up, I tell him he right (right) He tellin' me that a lot of his don't even listen to rap no more But they just relate to him, of course it can't be because you're white (right) It can't be (go) I'ma order stake, she said: Okay, I think I'm getting shrimp instead (go) She'll be crying in the mirror grabbing on her stomach thinking what she can't eat (go) Trutfully I like meaty bitch and a greedy bitch, get the breadsticks (go) Baby, I'm an alcoholic so I like to fuck before I get the dead dick What's the dead dick? Don't worry about it Token look like he work out, he's a good man, have you heard about him? Walked into a homeless shelter with some chicken and some curry 'round it Walked into a PETA rally and he fucked a PETA bitch with a furry outfit Walked into an open mic night and he did a feature for the worst kid (kid) You can tell he was the worst, he was on Facebook live during it (it) Guys always say they're tired of the plastic surgeries on the women out there Women might have fake lips but the men fake what's coming out there Men lie, women lie, both lie, your mouth Women tell lies 'bout the lies that they thought about Men get caught in lies from the lies they forgot about That's why I got a list Let me jot 'em down Men lie, women lie, both lie, your mouth Women tell lies 'bout the lies that they thought about Men get caught in lies from the lies they forgot about (uh-huh) That's why I got a list Let me jot 'em down (down, down, down, down) And when I get a new gay friend I'ma introduce him to a straight man just to see if I can make their face red They be tryna get me to be less soft Only brave man (brave man) Closest Liar and a fraud and a fake man just like every other great man Turn red when I turn heads like Diddy backhand (uh, yeah) Tryna find a bitch that ride a bitch like (uh, yeah) Dad had two strokes, both times Just let me 'cause I seem harmless but I kill if I have a chance