I'm Hanging Around That Same Old Scene My Girlfriend Betsy She's Just Fourteen There's Nothing Better For Me to do I'm Living On Dog Food Dog Food Is So Good For You It Makes You Strong and Clever Too Dog Food Is a Current Craze Eat Some Every Day I Chew Up My "Sunday Mirror" I Read About the Rich I Fear Dog Food Is My Whole Life Dog Food Composes My Wife Yum Yum Yum - Woof Woof Woof - Arf Arf