Howdy champ - you been pickin' the daisies? Feelin' sort of morally lazy? Ready to go mother fucking crazy? Please to meet you - name's Marty Scorcese. Why don't we go catch a movie? Something light hearted and woozy About the killing of teenage floozy, Or beating someone black and bloozy. Got this mate called Robbie Di Nero; Like him a lot, he's a goddamn hero - Drop around there for a drink of beer- Oh, You'll end up feelin' like zero. Just when I feel my happiness startin' I bump into this guy called Martin.