Undertakers gather round and get me ready for the underground Take your makeup and magic fluids and gussy me up for my solitude No, I can't take it with me, so I might leave it with you No, I can't take it with me Undertaker take your purse and stuff it full from the back of the hearse Fill your coffers with the coffins you carry and dump my body at the cemetary No, I can't take it with me, so I might as well leave it to you No, I can't take it with me