The king called on the kingdom To gather all their best To slay a mighty dragon Because it was his pest A strange little man came forth To request a deft assist But the witcher was quite reluctant The story had a twist The golden one with the golden rules Two warrior belles with all the tools More dazz-el-ing than all the jewels They showed us we’re all fools They showed us we’re all foo-ools Oh we’re just fooools The old little man fell swiftly Off a cliff and to his death We sadly mourned the loss Thought we’d witnessed his last breath But then he breathed some fire On the goon that came his way Cause he was a golden dragon Not a man with temples grey Oh the golden one with the golden rules Two warrior belles with all the tools More dazz-el-ing than all the jewels So they showed us we’re all fools They showed us we’re all fools Oh we’re just fools The witcher loved his woman The sorceress beauty But the solemn golden dragon Told them it was not to be The wise sad dragon’s truths Broke what never could repair But that lovable ol’ lutenist Won the hearts o’ the huntress pair The golden one with the golden rules Two long-necked warriors with all the tools More dazz-el-ing than all the jewels So they showed us we’re all fools They showed us we’re all foo-ools Oh we’re just fooools We’re just fools