Here comes another song about Mexico I just can't help myself I lost my old lady Got my lures Got my bobbers Now I'm gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found a hooker and lost my erection So I had to lie In the letter to the boys back home Now the good guys and the bad guys Never work past noon around here They sit side to side in cantinas Talk to senoritas And drink warm beer Here comes the same old verse about Mexico We just can't help ourselves So I had to lie In the letter to the boys back home Now the good guys and the bad guys Never work past noon around here They sit side to side in cantinas Talk to senoritas And drink warm beer Here comes the same old verse about Mexico We just can't help ourselves We lost our old ladies Got our lures Got our bobbers Now we're gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found some hookers and lost my erections And we had to lie In the letter to the boys back home So the good guys and the bad guys Never work past noon around here They sit side to side in Cantinas Talk to senoritas And drink warm beer So the good guys and the bad guys Never work past noon around here They sit side to side in Cantinas Talk to senoritas And drink warm beer We lost our old ladies Got our lures Got our bobbers Now we're gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found some hookers and lost my erections And we had to lie In the letter to the boys back home So the good guys and the bad guys Never work past noon around here They sit side to side in Cantinas Talk to senoritas And drink warm beer So the good guys and the bad guys Never work past noon around here They sit side to side in Cantinas Talk to senoritas And drink warm beer