LEO: Your honour...when I was in Rio, and had everything I'd ever dreamed of I suddenly realized that ... this man... this man... No one every made me feel like someone 'Til him Life was really nothing but a glum one 'Til him My existence bordered on the tragic Always timid, never took a chance Then I felt his magic And my heart began to dance I was always frightened, fraught with worry... 'Til him I was going nowhere in a hurry 'Til him He filled up my empty life Filled it to the brim There could never ever be Another one...like him MAX: Leo, I ... I never realized ... you're a good singer. LEO: Thank you, Max. I sang it for you. I sang it because I'm your friend. MAX: You are? Gee, I've had a lot of relationships, but you couldn't call any of them friend. But come to think of it. No one ever ever really knew me 'Til him Everyone was always out to screw me 'Til him Never met I man I ever trusted Always dealt with shysters in the past Now I'm well adjusted 'Cause I've got a friend at last LITTLE OLD LADIES: Aaaaaaaahh! MAX: Don't help me. Always playing singles, never doubles 'Til him Never had a pal to share my troubles 'Til him LEO: He filled up my empty life LEO & MAX: Filled it to the brim LEO: There could never ever be Another one ... like him