I can tell By the way you smell Honey, it isn' t the beer I can see Lipstick, who is she Don' t tell me, babe, I don't want To hear What's that hair Doing just there Honey, it wasn' t the cat What is this In your back pocket Don't take it out, I don' t want To see that Sugar plum, baby face ] You're busting out of your white lace ] Sweetie pie, my honeysuckle rose ] Your figure's slipping down to your toes ] I'm sorry, but it's true ] I'm me and you're you ] (Chorus) You come home late Waking the neighbours Honey, you look like a wreck You can't stand straight There's a stain on your trousers That are those marks on the back Of your neck (Chorus) I can hear The same old excuses Honey, this is the last straw I've had it all Black eye and bruises Don't love me, babe, I don't want No more I believe That it's time for me to leave Pack up my bags, disappear So, goodbye, Joe Your services are no Longer required, I don't want You, dear (Chorus)