G Bm D7 C (2x) G Bm D7 C We?re a pantomime horse G Bm D7 C There?s a stupid suit where our relationship was G C G C And we?re stuck inside, we?re stuck inside G C Am D7 There?s nowhere to gallop and there?s nowhere to hide We?re a pantomime horse The two of us down on all fours And we?re running around blind We?re running around blind With you in front and me behind of course G C G C G C Bm C (Whistling) E|-------------------(C| HORUS) G C D7 Clever Hans, Clever Hans (4x) E|-----------------------| G Bm D7 C We?re a pantomime horse G Bm D7 C And I?m mixing up my metaphors G C G C And I?m starting to see red, I?m starting to see red G C Am D7 Hi ho Silver, Hello Mr Ed G C G C G C Bm C (Whistling) G C D7 Clever Hans G Bm C Have we laid our bets, have we run our race? G Bm C Am7 Have we gone to pasture, have we given up the chase? G Bm C We?ve got the world at our feet You?ve got the whip in your hands G Bm C Am7 But we?re a hundred-to-one, We?re an outside chance Bm C G Sometimes it seems like no one understands G C D7 (12x) Clever Hans G Bm D7 C We?re a pantomime horse The two of us down on all fours G C G C And we?re running around fast, We?re running around fast G C Am D7 You?re a nose ahead , And in the end I?m just the arse