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[Chorus]
G7 Dm
Four Eyes, whatchu gonna do now?
G7 Dm
Four Eyes and how much do you see now?
G7 Dm
How many fingers? Ha ha ha
[Verse 1]
Dm
When your kids just see through plastic with a harness of elastic
Dm A
So the girls all think you're icky and the boys all think you're queer
Dm
Then the hinges all get rusted and the seventh pair gets busted
Dm A
So you graduate to tortoise shell--it makes you look severe
[Chorus]
G7 Dm
Four Eyes, whatchu gonna do now?
G7 Dm
Four Eyes and how much do you see now?
G7 Dm
How many fingers? Ha ha ha
[Verse 2]
Dm
When you're so blind they call you Batman, you can't even see a fat man
Dm A
You can't dig just where he's at, Man, without windows on your eyes
Dm
But the frames ain't your decision and they're fitted with precision
Dm A
And they magnify your eyes like they're a pair of cherry pies
[Chorus]
G7 Dm
Four Eyes, whatchu gonna do now? (Whatchu gonna do?)
G7 Dm
Four Eyes and how much do you see now?
G7 Dm
How many fingers? Ha ha ha
[Verse 3]
Dm
Here's a word to all you parents: give a break to little Clarence
Dm A
When he says the blackboard's fadin' and the world's a fuzzy place
Dm
Mister up in middle classes, let the baby choose his glasses
Dm A
And, please, recall that after all, he wears them on his face
[Chorus]
G7 Dm
Four Eyes, whatchu gonna do now?
G7 Dm
Four Eyes and how much do you see now?
G7 Dm
How many fingers? Ha ha ha
