B E F# B Glenda I love you, you are my number one pick B E F# B But every time I call you, you say that you’re sick B E F# B Glenda, are you dying or just avoiding me? B E F# B Either way’s a bummer but I hope you’re dying B E F# B Glenda, I’m sending the doctor to you (to you!) B E F# B And if he finds you well, my heart will break in two (oh!) B E F# B Sick Glenda, are you a coward or do you have the flu? B E F# B Sick Glenda, sick Glenda, get better or fuck you