Em Gm
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
Dm
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
Am
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
Em
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
Bm G
And I couldn't believe what I saw
[Chorus 1]
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit
C G
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
Bm
And a smirk like you're hiding a dick
G
(What the fuck is this garbage?)
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch
C G
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
Bm
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
[Verse 2]
Em G
I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
D A
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
Am Em
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's ass
Bm G
But even that wasn't as bad as
[Chorus 2]
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
C G
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Bm
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
G
(Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid!)
Bm Em
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's dick
C G
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
Bm
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
[Bridge]
B Bm Em
Mona Lisa, I got to know
Bm
Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
Am
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
D
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl
[Chorus 3]
G Bm Em
I am an American man
C
This is my native land
G Bm
Where no one lies about paintings
G
But that's not the case in France
Bm Em
Where the naked ladies dance
C
And they look like Dennis Franz
G
You're so mangy, Mona
C G
Hair part wider than a country road
C G
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
Bm D
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
