Dm C Bb Dm
New York, big city of dreams And you know that I run this town (I run it!)
Dm C Bb Dm
The king of the streets, dressed in concrete Skyscrapers on my crown (I'm the king!)
Bb Am Gm
So if you want this Big Apple Come try to take a bite (C'mon!)
Bb Am Dm
Cause I run this motherfucking city and I won't give it up without a fight
[Verse]
C Bb Dm
Yo, I run New York, it's a pain in the ass The city's crowded as fuck and it's covered in trash
C Bb Dm
And the sanitation chief just shoveled shit in my face Another transit strike? Aw, fucking great
Bb A
I can't wait to have another meeting with the labor union
F G
So the mob can bend me over And then shove their fucking shoe in
Bb F Dm
But I do it so you can sip your pumpkin latté I literally run New York and it's exhausting
[Hook]
Em Bb Dm
I run New York, it's a fuckin' headache It really wears you down (It sucks!)
C F Dm
In this lake of bureaucratic bullshit It's a miracle I don't drown
[Verse]
C F Dm
Yo, I double literally run New York: I run the marathon Plus I organize it, so I double run the marathon
Em Bb Dm
But no one seems to give a fuck that Im a paragon Instead they Photoshop me so its looking like I wear a thong
C Bb Dm
And laugh at it in my own office when I'm gone I went to the Knicks game and they booed me on the Jumbotron
Bb Am Dm Bb
Excuse me for trying to help you! They won't be satisfied 'til I'm locked up in Bellevue
C Dm
I guess they don't tell you, this job sucks dick I run New York and it feels like shit
[Hook]
Em Bb Dm
The Chief of Police is a major bully, he laughs at my ideas (He's a jerk!)
C Bb Dm
He made fun of my tie last week and I had to fight back tears
[Verse]
C Dm
Now on the surface, it probably seems like I should quit 'cause I spend every day getting punched in the dick
C Bb Dm
But at night, I travel down into the subway wearing chainmail, locked and loaded for gunplay
C Dm
And battle the gigantic fire-breathing mutant rats! If I fucking quit, who the fuck would do that?
Bb A F G
I'll give you a hint: the answer is no one! That's why I'm in the sewer dressed up like a shogun
Bb Am Bb F
'Cause on the equinox, a Hell Gate springs releasing hounds wreathed in the blood of kings
Bb Am D F
And no one even knows, they just think I'm a dork but I still kill those fucking dogs, cause I run New York
[Hook]
Dm Em Bb Dm
I run New York, it's a shitty gig, no overtime in my pay (Bullshit!)
Em F Dm
I asked this city for a fuckin' bonus and they said "no fuckin' way" (Unreal!)
Bb A F Gm
So rotten is this Big Apple it's crawling with worms inside (Come on!)
Bb Em C Dm D
But I run this motherfucking shithole city and it makes me wanna die
[Outro]
C
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Eb Db
I run New York!
N.C.
Thank you
