There's been something on my mind for a long time A special passion of mine, I do it every chance that I find So next time you walk past and throw away your trash, I'll pick up the phone And then do what I do best Now here I go I'm reportin' you to the cops Fills me with delight And here I go I'm reportin' you to the cops And all my neighbors think I'm right I've been itchin' to do some snitchin' I'm in my kitchen listenin' to my conditionin' And then pickin' up that phone, ooh-oh And I know you're not supposed to do this anymore But does it help to know that who I snitched on was white? (White, white, white, white, white) And now that that's cleared up, we can all relax And enjoy this incredible song About calling the pigs on this motherfucker on my lawn (Woah) It's called having a cake and eating it too I baked the cake and I ate the cake Say: Hell, yeah, motherfucker, hell, yeah Hell, yeah, motherfucker, hell, yeah Now here I go I'm reportin' you to the cops I'm calling the pigs on a fellow white And here I go I'm reportin' you to the cops Gonna sleep like a baby tonight Now make way for my wife Now, hold up, wait a minute 'Cause I'm about to snitch like I invented-ed it They gonna roll up any minute I payed my motherfuckin' taxes now I'm cashing in on every penny Piggy, piggy, Babe in the City When I smell bacon, always makes me feel giddy I literally dare you to park within two centimeters of my driveway, bitch In this crazy world, I can't believe I found someone like you Who shows love the way we do By calling the cops, instead of sex, huh When I grab my binocular-os I see you through them and my eyes narrow On my front lawn, I saw you lookin' Have fun at central booking Now here I go I'm reportin' you to the cops (Cop, the cop, yeah, the copitty-cops, the fucking pigs, yeah, the copitty-cops) And it feels so good And then I walk outside like: What's going on? (Here I go) But everyone's gonna know it was me (I'm reportin' you to the cops) But they can't say shit 'cause I'll deny it And I reported it anonymously Now here I go I'm reportin' you to the cops But you better believe I'll show up for that court date, yeah 'Cause I got one small corner and it's mine to defend (Here I go) So I will do my duty and call it in (I'm reportin' you to the cops) Oh, hell, yeah, motherfucker, oh