Five seamen bold in one lifeboat Desperation setting in Glad they escaped their sinking ship But now know they can't win Clearly, sacrifice would be the only chance they've got The only question now is who's going in the pot? I know this isn't easy And no one wants to start And I don't mean to bе the callous one But it seems to have no hеart The answer here is obvious It's mayhem, we should eat He's over six feet tall And that's a lot of meat! Well ya know that I've been brining Ever since that I've been alive So if any of you try to feast on me Not one of you'd survive What we need is someone Who has kept himself quite clean Beard would be good for us His meat is very lean Our situation desperate We knew we were at our end And we hope no other crew Must face this choice again We held out for oh so long But now it's time to choose Which of us would survive And who was doomed to lose Now let's not be too hasty here I'll explain if I can Thar marbling is where the flavor is So I'd be dry and bland But pete here He'd be juicy Full of flavor as we know And besides, he was raised free-ranged And completely non-gmo While it's true, I may be juicy But I'm afraid it can't be me For without me, you'd have no chance Of being rescued from the sea What we need is someone useless So it's clear it should be kane He's sweet, he's tender, he's so bastey Anyone else would be insane Our situation desperate We knew we were at our end And we hope no other crew Must make this choice again We held out for oh so long But now it's time to choose Which of us would survive And who was doomed to lose Though it's true, I am delicious I'm afraid I can't agree I just can't break the hearts Of so many friends and family, people love me No, I'm afraid it can't be me I can't make so many cry What we need here is devin No one cares if he lives or dies =Though it's true that I've been told I have a taste that can't be beat But remember when you eat me You'll eat everyone I've eaten I don't think I'm the one you want I'll taste of everywhere I've been No, we should start this over What are your dumb excuses again? Our situation desperate We knew we were at our end And we hope no other crew Must make this choice again We held out for oh so long But now it's time to choose Which of us would survive And who was doomed to lose They kept the argument going As different points were raised And they argued if it would be best If their mates were stewed or braised But they argued so intently They didn't notice they reached land Two full hours lost at sea can do strange things to a man Two full hours lost at sea can do strange things to a man