So proud of your new life. You say I'm a joke So I'm digging your eyes out with the keys to your new home Why the long face? What do I think of your success? It sucks Now wait a moment while I hold my hand up to stifle a yawn This is my opinion What do I think of your success? Why don't you ask me in 45 minutes when I'm drunk off my ass So next time you won't ask So you got a raise this week? So you got a new car? Oh how have I been lately? Wouldn't you like to compare Well since you asked: I'm clinically depressed I lost my job and everyone thinks I'm worthless Booze on my breath, holes in my shoes Make no mistake, better off than you So what do I think of your success? Ask me in 45 minutes when I'm drunk off my ass So next time you won't ask