After the flood The jewels and the blood All of the cattle Stuck in the mud Scissor me cigs What records you dig You can start a forest fire with just a couple of twigs Acting so tuff I'm calling your bluff All you really wanted Was just to look good in the buff Bri dean and jan Spraying on tan Safe sampled drummers Stuck in a can Stretching out my e string Stayed up all night Now your pain is mine Scissor me cigs, man What records you dig, man You could be a millionaire after a couple of gigs, man Acting so tuff I'm calling you bluff All you ever wanted Was just to look good in the buff Stretching out my e string Stayed up all night Now your pain is mine