I know you try, to stay happy But the winds of doubt are blowing heavy Tell me girl, do you like The Cro-Mags, and Turnstile? If you do, I'm begging you Come with me, let me be your doom boy We could hold hands Listen to Slayer in the back of my Dodge Caravan Do you delight in rule breakin? Dancing to thrash, and hailin' Satan? Okay Alright Lets rage, Tonight Crank the dial and stay awhile Then you'll see, I could be your doom boy We could hold hands Listen to Slayer in the back of my Dodge Caravan (It's my mom's Dodge Caravan) Doom Boy We could hold hands Listen to Slayer in the back of my Dodge Caravan Let me be your doom boy baby