PT Barnum said it so long ago There's one born every minute, don't you know Some make us laugh, some make us cry These klowns honey gonna make you die Everybody's running when the circus comes into their town Everybody's gunning for the likes of the killer klowns From outer space The ring mast shouts: Let the show begin Send in the klowns let them do you in See a rubber nose on a painted face Bringing genecide to the human race It's time to take a ride on a nightmare merry-go-round You'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the killer klowns from outer space There's cotton candy in their hands Says the polka-dotted man with a stalk of jacaranda They're all diabolical bozos All look around what do you see Tell me what's become of humanity From California shores to New York Times Square Barnum and bailey everywhere If you've ever wondered why the population's going down Blame it on the plunder of the likes of the killer klowns from outer space