Well we're all wasted, in a bar Somewhere downtown When I man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "man im gonna send you to hell" Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said "Oh boy you better fuckin' run, I've been sittin' Here just a slammin' down beers, now its time to have some fun" Oh Oh well he hit me hard, yeah he hit me good And then I fell to the ground, but I kicked him fast I kicked him real swift and he came a tumblin' down He took a stab at me and nearly cut me gut But I kicked that knife to the floor The I took his head and slammed it into the bar I don't think he'll come around no more Oh oh oh hoo Well I've been drinking here For so many damn years Trying to recap my life Every night trouble finds my sight and I cant help but fight With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal I'll be stickin' around ‘till the day a man will put me away And I can rest my soul Well we're all wasted, in a bar Somewhere downtown When I man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "man im gonna send you to hell" Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said "Oh boy this is the day" Then I grabbed that knife, stabbed it straight Through my eye and Then I fell to my knees Oh oh Well I've been sittin' here for so many damn years Trying to recap my life Every night trouble finds my sight and I cant help but fight With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal Tonight I'm goin' home Todays the day a man put me away and I can rest my soul