I dreamt to be the very best Among the strong and brave But masters of their Pokémon Prefer to feel like slaves I left my home, I tried to pass Right through the tall low poly grass As the strangest feeling in my pants Came like a tidal wave A wild Lopunny appears (ooh) She's readily spreading her ears (ah) You see an Incineroar flexing, oh dear This ecosystem is weird Heed their call to catch 'em all Master, stop rubbing your blue Poké Balls Teach us new moves and carry us home We always do as we're told The Furrymon-ication's growing bolder They say it's in the eye of the beholder I say it's just effective! Yeah, it's super effective! More than a couple extra polygons! My Fennekin evolved into a furry An animal or not? The line gets blurry I guess this is effective! Yeah, it's super effective! So grab your Ultra Balls Gotta smash 'em all! Pretend you like this game a lot Pretend you play it for the plot The only rule that you've been taught Must be the 34th You see Machokes, they roam the wild It looks disturbing, but you don't mind 'Cause in a fanfic that you write It's getting so much worse Pondering hearts, hardening parts Your partner's completed the training Your battling art's defying the charts It's so much more entertaining Gym leader appears, the audience cheers Shattering battle arena Well, she has no clue what you're gonna do To her naive Primarina Enemy Pokémon fainted (Oh!) This pleasure, oh it's so tainted Look at her trainer, she's devastated Take this, you haters of furry baiting (Oh!) A silence fell over the crowd (Oh!) Only some kid is crying aloud But you won the match And you got the badge It's over the edge but your mommy is proud Why not just cast a line and see who's baited Reshaping the designs, full-on R-rated Well, that could be effective! Yeah, it's super effective! Why polish game mechanics or a plot? And at this point who cares what I've been drinking I find the Eeveelutions pretty kinky It really is effective! Yeah, it's super effective! So don't forget your goal Gotta smash 'em all! Lucario used: Choking And you don't wanna stop him A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket Scorbunny likes it faster Machoke is gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket? (Gotta grab 'em all) If you are into felines You better ask Team Rocket A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket! (Gotta yiff 'em all) Scorbunny likes it faster Machoke is gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket? (Gotta breed 'em all) Yeah, you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifu's master A harem in your pocket! (Gotta smash 'em all) Yeah, you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifu's master A harem in your pocket! (Gotta smash 'em all) Furrymon!