[Casting director] Next! Well, if it isn't the friends of dorothy Word on the street is that you three have become hard to work with [Scarecrow] Let us explain [Scarecrow] I used to live on a field My only friend was a crow I didn't know what I didn't know Life was a breeze, filled with ease So I decided to go down that yellow brick road [Scarecrow] Then I got a brain and now I'm terrified Did you know that the Sun is running out of hydrogen And it's set to implode in 5 billion years? [Scarecrow, tinwoman & lioness] Ah! [Scarecrow] Now, I tried my best [Tinwoman & lioness] Now, she tries her best [Scarecrow] To give my brain a rest [Tinwoman & lioness] To give her brain a rest [Scarecrow] With my therapist [Casting director] Alright, tin tin, what do you got? [Tinwoman] I was good at chopping wood Living a life to the max Those are the facts, just me and my axe Things went to hell, down I fell When I decided to go down that yellow brick road [Tinwoman] Now I care too much about everything! I can't even look at a pussycat without bursting into tears! And then I get all rusty, oh, it's the worst [Tinwoman] Now, I'm such a sight [Scarecrow & lioness] Now, she's such a sight [Tinwoman] Sobbing day and night [Scarecrow & lioness] Sobbing day and night [Tinwoman] Girl, it just ain't right [Scarecrow & tinwoman] Oh, I long for those days In so many ways, before dorothy Oh, the things I would miss Ignorance was bliss before dorothy [Lioness] I was meek, scared to speak Even afraid of my tail Nerves always on, hiding till dawn Then came the day I got brave and I decided to go Down that yellow brick road [Lioness] Now, I've got rage issues! Just yesterday I got into a brawl at the mall over a parking spot What's wrong with me? I mean, who shops at the mall? [Lioness] Now, I've got the nerve [Scarecrow & tinwoman] Now, she's got the nerve [Lioness] Chutzpah and the verv [Scarecrow & tinwoman] Chutzpah and the verv [Lioness] And way too much to serve [Scarecrow, tinwoman & lioness] Oh, I long for those days In so many ways, before dorothy Oh, the things I would miss Ignorance was bliss before dorothy Her naivete made us glad and gay [Gasp] [Lioness] Oh, like you didn't know [Scarecrow, tinwoman & lioness] Oh, I long for those days In so many ways, before dorothy Before dorothy Before dorothy [Scarecrow] Ah, who are we kidding? [Tinwoman] If we had to do it all over again [Lioness] We wouldn't change a thing