The Museum of Failure proudly presents, the I Don't Want To See You In Heaven collection An enigmatic series of eleven pieces Created by an unknown group of artists known only as The Callous Daoboys Their true identities are, unfortunately, lost to time These pieces were created 300 years ago, during years of 2023 and 2024 It was once thought that the collection consisted of just ten people However, earlier this year a reel of film tape marked III. Country Song in Reverse, on one side and Daoboys Sea World Footage On the other was discovered in the occupied zone of Mena, Arkansas We hear the Museum of Failure were lucky enough to have the artifact marked As historically important, and the reel was shipped across border checkpoint Having now seen the collection in it's potential final form We know now that these pieces weren't just created by man But by heartbreak, anguish, frustration, infidelity, lust, addiction, divorce and suffering One may imagine the head of a constantly changing beast ripping Open the author of these words with more and more blood The head of a fox wearing the young writer's body To prop them up, whilst the second head of the pig snuffs out every word of regret This, is true failure, embodied and immortalized This is embarrassment painted over the first and last name of the grave (Is the recording on?) This is I Don't Want To See You In Heaven by The Callous Daoboys