I went out late to have some fun the pub was dark and empty beauty this place I didn't know so I got to know Wendy a smell like death teeth like a horse her bra was made in hell yelling voice hairy legs man I love that girl you know I don't care about the colour of your hair hey babe it's alright if you turn down the light I ordered her a coffee she couldn't read the menu so I said to her let's find another venue she farted but I didn't mind exotic smells digging in her nose she rang my bell woke up by her smoking I had no choice wanted to escape I was caught by her voice hey man do you feel alright girl I'm fine but bring on the night