Normal people do what they want to Normal people do what they like They go out shopping and they go to fix their hair When I walk by them, oh yeah, they just stop and stare I say so what, I don't care what you do At least I'll never, ever be A normal jerk like you On Christmas Eve they count their blessings When Easter comes they hunt for eggs On summer days they like to wash and wax the car On Super Sundays they go drinking at sports bars I say so what, I don't care what you do At least I'll never, ever be A normal jerk like you Normal people dump dirty dishes They always like to keep it clean They don't make trouble cause they follow all the rules They solve world issues while they lay out by the pool I say so what, I don't care what you do At least I'll never, ever be A normal jerk like you I say so what (we say so what) I don't care what you do (we don't care what you do) At least I know I'll never, ever be A normal jerk like you I hate, I hate, those normal jerks like you