Friday night I was sitting by my TV Drinking lot's of beer, babe how I wished that you could see me I was all alone, getting bored and stoned So I went downtown to a sleazy nudybar Beer and tits for my poor, old, broken heart I scoped the hooterqueen dancing in front of me Then I met Elvis at the nudybar He was wearing the strippers bra I met Elvis at the nudybar Make believe Las Vegas-hero kicking ass Elvis Aaron Presley kicking ass Burned out hero having a blast Taking care of business, hooters at the stash Disgraceland gone, parties till dawn Closing time, but I don't wanna crawl home My sideburns has grown, I'm in the Twilight Zone Be-Bop-A-Lula-Bum, Memphis here I come! Then I met Elvis at the nudybar He was wearing the strippers bra I met Elvis at the nudybar Make believe Las Vegas-hero kicking ass Elvis Aaron Presley kicking ass Elvis at the stash Yeah Elvis kicking ass I met Elvis at the nudybar He was wearing the strippers bra I met Elvis at the nudybar Make believe Las Vegas-hero kicking ass Elvis Aaron Presley kicking ass Elvis at the stash Yeah Elvis smoking grass