Get you a lady, make you a baby Fight like crazy, make you hate me Take-take out a loan, get you a home Stay there alone, stare at your phone Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Baby, what you cryin' for? We’ve been dyin' since the dinosaurs I don’t want to hurt your feelin's I guess it’s just my way of dealin' Get you a husband, (uh, uh-oh) please and love him One in the stroller, (uh, uh-oh) one in the oven (Uh, uh-oh) Take out a loan, (uh, uh-oh) get you a home Stay there alone (uh, uh-oh) with the stuff that you own (Uh, uh-oh) Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Baby, what you cryin' for? We’ve been dyin' since the dinosaurs I don’t want to hurt your feelin's I guess it’s just my way of dealin' I don’t think we’ll ever sing again No party or no minglin' I will never feel a thing again No, I don’t think I’ll ever sing again No party or no minglin' I will not feel a thing again No, I don’t think I’ll ever sing again No party or no minglin' I will not feel a thing again There we have the incidents leading up to the unhappy situation It began as simply as that When someone is making every effort to hurt our feelings Very few of us can take it