You read a lot of books A lot of smart books and art books You say your cat is one with things But I swear it does the dumbest things You like champagne in your orange juice Laughin' when I can't pronounce the names of foreign foods I'm sorry if I'm borin' you Well Buddha was a rich boy The Dalai Lama was a rich boy I just wanna be a rich boy too Then I'll be enlightened like you Well Krishna was a rich boy And Plato was a rich boy Aristotle was a rich boy too I wanna be enlightened like you Ha! Sometimes I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my shit While your friends go Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah And your schools go Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah And your books go Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah And we all go Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah Well Buddha was a rich boy The Dalai Lama was a rich boy I just wanna be a rich boy too Then I'll be enlightened like you Well Krishna was a rich boy And Plato was a rich boy Aristotle was a rich boy too I wanna be enlightened like you Ha! Don't patronize me with your self-actualizing Give me something to rebel against So I can feel more relevant Give me something to rebel against I wanna feel intelligent Give me something to rebel against So I can feel more relevant Give me something to rebel against I wanna feel intelligent Well Buddha was a rich boy The Dalai Lama was a rich boy Well I just wanna be a rich boy too Then I'll be enlightened like you Well Krishna was a rich boy And Plato was a rich boy Aristotle was a rich boy too I wanna be enlightened like you Hooh! Keep your records alphabetical And your actions theoretical Your job goes Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah And your shows go Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah And your songs go Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah While we all go Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah Well Buddha was a rich boy The Dalai Lama was a rich boy Well I just wanna be a rich boy too 'Cause then I'll be enlightened like you Well Krishna was a rich boy And Plato was a rich boy Aristotle was a rich boy too I wanna be enlightened like you Well Buddha was a rich boy The Dalai Lama was a rich boy Well I just wanna be a rich boy too Then I'll be enlightened like you Well Krishna was a rich boy And Plato was a rich boy Aristotle was a rich boy too I wanna be enlightened like you