Am
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
F G
You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane!
Am
It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
F G
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!
Am
In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
F G
When he was buskin he was all the rage.
Am
He met Jables and he taught him well,
F G
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Am
Cock pushups and the power slide,
F G
Gig simulation now there’s nowhere to hide.
Am
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
F G
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
Am
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
F G
You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane!
Am
It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
F G
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!
F
Cause he who is sleazy,
G
Is easy to pleasy.
F
And she who is juicy,
G
Must be loosy-goosey.
F
And he who is groovy,
G
Will be in my movie,
Am G F G Em
So come on!
F
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
Am
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
C G
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "OW"
Am
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
F G
You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane!
Am
It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
F G
You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane!
F
Cause he who's a geezer,
G
Must live in my freezer.
F
And she who is starkey,
G
Is full of mularkey.
F
And he who is groovy,
G
Must be in my movie,
(Am)
So come on!
2x Am F G
F
Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
G
Then go to Geneva.
F
And if you're a crony,
G
Then suck on my bony.
F
And if you are groovy,
G
Then get in my movie!
Am G Em G Am
It's called the Pick of Destiny!
Am G Em G Am
The Pick of Destiny
