There once was a King of Paris There was an Emperor of Brazil There may be a Loch Ness monster There once was a Buffalo Bill Now you can search the whole wide planet Scratching in the mud and worms But an honest politician Is just a contradiction in terms! CHORUS: And if I had the keys to the kingdom I'd hand them straight to you Another time, another place Another life, another way Sometimes the last thing you wanna know Is the truth ... With your bishops, priests and mullahs And all your mumbo-jumbo clans When you're not accepting women How can you love your fellow men Now you can search the whole wide planet Down to viruses and germs A sensible religion Is just a contradiction in terms! Repeat CHORUS Another love, another time Another life, another place Another small way to die Sometimes the last thing you wanna know Is the truth!