Have you ever taken 20 selfies Just to get the perfect one (You know you have) You pick your favourite filter and send in a rush To your mom with a heart 'cause you're drunk You're not alone We all have secrets of our own We do things no one sees Everyone pees In the ocean We all know the words to Nickelback songs But in public we pretend like we hate them (You love the photograph one) We all go out and have random sex with a two And imagine he's Channing Tatum (He's so hot) We all pick at zits and smell our armpits We all drunk text our last ex (Oops!) We all pass gas of a critical mass and blame someone else for the mess (It was Taryn!) We all have STDs (Wait what?) We all wet the bed at least once in our adult lives We all stuff our bras to full D's (Ha bayum!) You're not alone We all have secrets of our own We do things no one sees Everyone pees In the ocean Whoa In the ocean Whoa In the ocean Say yeah if you've cheated on a test (Yea!) Say yeah if you've been in debt (yea!) Say yeah if you shaved your pubes in the shower And fed him to your hamster 'cause he needs Fiber 'cause he's So - (what) We all say we're 5 min away when we're on the other side of town (Every single date) We all take a poo after a good morning brew It's so big that it won't flush down (Why won't they just make toilet holes larger?) You're not alone We all have secrets of our own We do things no one sees Everyone pees In the ocean Whoa In the ocean Whoa In the ocean Whoa Everyone pees In the ocean