C F
E|-----------0-----------1------|
B|-----------1-----------1------|
G|---------0-----------2--------| (Repeat throughout the verses)
D|----------------0h3-----------|
A|----0h3-----------------------|
E|------------------------------|
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus]
C C/B Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C C/B Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
C C/B Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C C/B Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
C C/B Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C C/B Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
'I wonder what's this red button do'
[Chorus]
C C/B Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C C/B Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
[Bridge]
Am G C Fmaj7 F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Am G C Fmaj7 F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am G
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
[Outro]
C C/B Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C C/B Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C C/B Am Em
The dumbest ways to die...
F
So many dumb
G C
So many dumb ways to die
