Hello, Kitty Hah, get it? Messin' with the best tabby, you're gonna regret it You think you're gonna win with some blinding kindness But with disses I'm the king, just call me your highness Are you Monday? Cause I hate you a lot You should be dragged out into the street and shot I could be watching TV or catching some Z's Who needs you when we've got Alrene? Sure you're showing up on cheap little pins and tees But Bill Murray and me have killed the silver screen I'm bringing laughter to Saturday mornings around the world You're a disaster only masking the wrath of e-girls Excuse me, sir That wasn't very politе I don't need to drop nice when I'm rockin' the mic Representing Sanrio, an international icon 'A Tail Of Two Kitties', not a great hill to die on Was that too far? Was it a good burn? This is so much fun, I have so much to learn Okay let's go again, you're always so grumpy I- Oh, my bad Were you still makin' noise? Honestly I didn't think you even had a voice Give it up already, I'm running the show You're only known for a basic red bow You think your Sanrio friends hold a match to my crew? I know dogs that would chew you up so you better shoo I'm the big boss cat, and I can't be beat What, no response? Well isn't that sweet? Garfield, you're so fucking fat I wanna break your face with a baseball bat I'm gonna wait until your stupid ass goes to sleep Then I'm coming over with a can of gasoline (yeah!) Burn, motherfucker (yeah!) Burn, motherfucker (yeah!) Put your fucking ashes in an urn motherfucker (yeah!) Burn, motherfucker (yeah!) Burn, motherfucker (yeah!) Burn, motherfucker (yeah!) Never interrupt my fuckin' turn motherfucker Tell Jon To suck a fucking dick Tell Jon That he's a fucking prick I'm gonna poison Odie I'm gonna murder Nermal I'm gonna choke you out until your face is fucking purple Let's make sure that your life gets grim Can't land on all fours when you got no limbs Oh, lasagna is your favourite main course? Mine is your motherfucking lifeless corpse