E
If they could see me now
That little gang of mine
A
I'm eating fancy chow
And drinking fancy wine
A7
I'd like those stumblebums
G#7 C#m7
To see for a fact
F#m7 B7
The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chums
I attract
E7
All I can say is "Wow,"'
Hey, look at where I am
A7
Tonight I landed, pow!
G#7
Right in a pot of jam
C#7
What a setup! Holy cow!
F#
They'd never believe it
B7 E
If my friends could see me now
F# B E B
(dance break)
If they could see me now
My little dusty group
A
Traipsing around this
Am7
Million-dollar chicken coop
D#7
I'd hear those thrift-shop cats
G#
Say "Brother, get her!
F#
Laid on a bedspread made from
B
Three kinds of fur!"
E
All I can say is "Wow"
E7
Wait till the riff and raff
A7
See just exactly how
He'd sign his autograph
G#7 D7 C#7
What a build-up! Holy cow!
F#7
They'd never believe it
B7 E7
If my friends could see me now
