I don’t like men in uniform I don’t like men in uniform Maybe I was used Maybe I was abused By someone in a pointed hat I just want somewhere to be warm I’ve had enough of fighting wars I’ve bitten more people Than you could shake a stick at I guess I'm still proud of that When I was a youth I messed around I had the meanest rep in the whole town When I saw a mortal enemy I would feel the rage inside me I would stare him into silence I would bring my sharp incisors Down It felt good to me But now I concede It was not ideal But I still Don’t like men in uniform I don’t like men in uniform Maybe I was hit Beaten with a stick By someone in a pointed hat I was found in a paper sack I was the gift that was given back I try to overcome it But I just cannot stomach The cruelty of that When I was a youth I messed around I had the meanest rep in the whole town When I saw a mortal enemy I would feel the rage inside me I would stare him into silence I would bring my sharp incisors Down It felt good to me But now I concede It was not ideal But I still feel But I still feel