My brother knows karl marx He met him eating mushrooms in the people's park He said: What do you think about my manifesto? I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o Took it straight down to meet the anarchist party I met a groovy guy, he was arty-farty He said: I know a little latin, anicus anicae Said: I don't know what it means He said: Neither do I Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily Fill your nostrils up with gravy Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee Cover your chin in yorkshire toffee Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper Wait a minute, where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper Wait a minute, where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no Dancing in the disco, go, go, go Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no Dancing in the disco, go, go, go Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no It's alright to say things can only get better You haven't lost your brand-new sweater I know I had it on when I had my tea And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory Oh no Dancing in the disco, go, go, go Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper Wait a minute, where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? It's alright to say things can only get better You haven't lost your brand new sweater Pure new wool and perfect stitches Not the type of jumper that makes you itches Oh no Dancing in the disco, go, go, go Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no And my mother will be so, so angry And my brother will be so, so angry And my girlfriend will be so, so angry And my dog will be so, so angry 'Cos I was dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper Wait a minute, where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no