Strollin' down the boulevard See the boys with lemonade stands See the couple in the car Getting busted There's Mrs. Fashion Lady She's just stepped into the street Can you see the open manhole? Where has gone Mrs. Fashion Lady? Yeah Can't you see I'm a sadist? Evil things make me laugh, so I'm hummin' happy A little sparrow alive in the street A little sparrow with nothing to eat A big old semi running down the street A squished, dead birdie lying at my feet Yeah Can't you see I'm a sadist? Evil things make me laugh, so I'm hummin' happy