intro E A Heave hi , heave hi ho, D E A the best man in Ottawa was Muffaraw Joe ,Muffaraw Joe Chorus A D Big Joe Muffaraw paddled into Mattawa A E All the way from Ottawa in just one day, Hey , Hey A D On the river Ottawa the best man you ever saw A E was Big Joe Muffaraw the old folks say A E A Come and listen to the and I'll tell you what the old folks say Verses 1 A D And they say Big Joe had an old pet frog A E Bigger than a horse and it barked like a dog A D And the only thing quicker than a train apon a track E D A Is Big Joe riding on the bullfrogs back E A Heave hi, heave hi ho, D E A The best man in Ottawa was Muffaraw Joe, Muffaraw Joe Verse 2 A D And they say Big Joe use to get real wet A E From cutting down timber and working up a sweat A D And everyone will tell round Carlton Place A E A The Mississippi dripped off of Big Joe's face E A Heave hi, heave hi, ho D E A The best man in Ottawa was Muffaraw joe, Muffaraw joe Verse 3 A D Now Joe had portage from the Gatineau down A E To see a little girl he had in Kempville Town A D He was back and forth so many times to see that gal E D A The path he wore became the Rideau Canel E A Heave hi, heave hi, ho D E A The best man in Ottawa was Muffaraw Joe, Muffaraw joe Chorus A D Big Joe Muffaraw paddled in to Mattawa A E All the way from Ottawa in just one day Hey Hey A D And on the river Ottawa the best man we ever saw A E Was big Joe Muffaraw the old folks say A E A Come listen and I'll tell ya what the old folks say Verse 4 A D Well they say Big Joe put out a Forrest fire A E Half way between Renfrew and old Arnpior A D He was fifty miles away donw around Smith Falls A E A When he drowned out the fire with five spit balls E A Heave hi, heave hi , ho D E A The best man in Ottawa was Muffaraw Joe, Muffaraw Joe Verse 5 A D Well he jump in the Calabogie Lake real fast A E And he swam both ways to catch a cross eyed bass A D But he threw it on the ground and said I can't eat that E D A So he covered it over with Mount Saint Patt E A Heave hi, heave hi , ho D E A The best man in Ottawa was Muffaraw Joe, Muffaraw joe Verse 6 A D Well they say Big Joe drank a bucket of gin A E Then beat the livin tar out of twenty nine men A D And high on the ceiling of the Pembrooke pub E D A There's twenty nine boot marks and there signed with love E A Heave hi, heave hi, ho D E A The best man in Ottawa was Muffaraw Joe, Muffaraw joe Chorus A D Big Joe Muffaraw paddle in to Madawa A E All the way from Ottwaw in just one day Hey Hey A D And on the river Ottawa the bast man we ever saw A E Was Big Joe Muffaraw the old folks say A E A Come and listen and I'll tell you what the old folks say A Big Joe Muffaraw A Big Joe Muffaraw A Big Joe Muffaraw A Big Joe Muffaraw