I'm a collector I'll collect anything I find I never throw away anything anyway it's mine And I'd collect you too if I was given half the chance And trap you under the glass and add my autograph I catalog, I preserve, and I index And file you into my collectable rolodex I keep me rubbish while all the people give away And keep all of the pieces in a metal tray Hoard Collect File Index Catalog Preserve Amass Index I'm a collector and I've always been misunderstood I like the things the people seem to always overlook I gather up and catalog it in a book I wrote There's so much now there I forget if how to make a note If I collected you and put you in a little cage I could take you out and study you everyday It isn't easy being me it's kind of lonely work My obligation to collecting is my only thirst Hoard Collect File Index Catalog Preserve Amass Collect